Mulla Ki Labda Phirray ;-)

100 Unit Bijli Muft ;-) - ANP

International Fakeer

Kashti Mein Kaun Bachey Ga

Agar aik kashti main Asif Ali Zardari, Nawaz Sharif,Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, Yousaf Raza Gilani aur Altaf Hussain baithay hon aur wo kashti doob jaey To kon bachay ga?

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Nahi Pata?

Pakistan  ;-)

Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,Jalta Rahey Karachi

Throughout five year rule of its government PPP seem to have been least concerned about the lives of the people who have lost their lives to target killings and terrorism sponsored by political parties which have been part of government.The only thing PPP seem to have been concerned about is to prolong its rule either by hook or by crook even at the cost of lives of innocent people.Perhaps this is what PPP calls politics of reconciliation.

Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,

Jalta Rahey Karachi

Note Tau Not Hai,Asli ho Ya Naqli

Aik din Nawab Asalm Raisani 5000 rupee ka jaali note le ker bank mein apnay account mein jama karwaney gaey,tau bank ka cashier bola :Nawab Sahab,Ye note to jali hai,ye note aap ke account mein jama nahi ho sakta

Nawab Raisani : Note to Note Hota hai,asli ho ya naqli,is sey kya farak parta hai?

Cashier : Nawab Sahab Bank Jali Note Nahi accept kerta

Nawab Raisani Gussay Se : Tumhein Kya Takleef hai? Acount Mera Hai Ya Tumhara?Tum Note Meray Account Mein Jama Karo :-/

Mein Tujhe Woh Doun Gi ;-)

Maulana Diesel Requested USA To Make Him Prime Minister of Pakistan - Wikileaks

Nawaz Sharif Choorun ;-)

Some Funny And Interesting Sign Boards Of Different Shops in Pakistan

Here are some interesting and Funny Sign Boards of different shops in Pakistan:

Dil Tau Bacha Hai

Miseries Of A Comman Man on Independence Day of Pakistan in 2012

Mussarat Shaheen To Contest Election Against Maulana Diesel

Jahan Paisa Wahan Zardari

Fake Propganda Picture Against Imran Khan

Hazraat-e-Girami Apna Vote Maulana Hazraat Ko Dein !!!

This Is What Pakistani Police Actually Deserve !!!

This is what Pakistani Police Actually Deserve

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering 

Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Future Impossible Tense

Game Khelnein Se Motapa Kam Hota Hai ;-)

What Do You Know About Human Rights?

Motaapay Ka Ilaaj

Future Vision of Asif Ali Zardari and Raja Rental for Pakistan?

A New Candidate for the Post of Pakistan Federal Interior Minister

Karachi Ke Halaat ;-]

Hah Hah Mein Mazzaq Ker Raha Tha ;-)

A Greedy Dog ;-)

Once there was a bhoonka kutta.
He was very bhoka.
He was phiring idher udher.
He looked the shop of chacha Boota Qassai.
He took one boti from there and bhaging speedo speedi.
When he guzra from naalay walay pul se
He saw one more kutta in pani .
He became very kutta and angry.
His soch was very kuttyan waali.
He tried to chheen the boti from dusra kutta by opening his bachhaan and barking,laikin he lost apni bhi boti...

Thus uss greedy Kuttay ke saath Very Kuttyan wali hui
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Moral of Story:

Improve your English :-D

Tau Phir Kya Mein Inkaar Samjhoun?

Aik kali siyah rangat walay Ladkay nein aik ladki ko propose kya,jo bohat khoob soorat thi,tau is baat per us ldaki aur us ladki key bhayon nein us ladkay ko khoob mara;us per chapal,jootay aur danday barsaey;ghasseet ker aur patakh patkh ker khoob maara;maar maar ker us ladkay ka bura haal ker diya.

Khoob mar kha ker woh ladka udha aur kapray jhaar ker bola : Tau phir mein inkaar samjhoun kya?

Water Terrorism of CDA Islamabad

Pakisani Goverenment and sometimes media speaks of water terrorism of India that India is violating Sind Tas Agreement of 1960 by building dams on water channels that,according to Sind Tas Agreement,have been assigned to Pakistan.since India and Pakistan are conventional rivals so in view of this conentional rivalry this water terrorism by Inida seems obvious.But I wonder why CDA Islamabad is doing water terrorism with residents of Islamabad by creating artifiical shortage of water supply during summer.

Sochi Vi Na

Height of Advertising

Tablets are Walking!!! ;-)

Pakistan Mein Siyasat Se Behtar Kaam

Pakistani Politicians busy Looting and Plundering Pakistan

Pakistani Politicians busy Looting and Plundering Pakistan

Azaan Azaan Hoti Hai

Breaking News : Azaan Azaan Hoti Hai

Baghair Singon Key Wazir-e-Ala

Perfectly Timed Photographs

Here are some perfectly timed photographs:

Pakistani Beaurocrats Are the Root Cause of All Troubles in Pakistan

Pakistani Bureaucrats,the so-called competent people who qualify competition exam and take pride in their authority and abuse of power,I think,are the root cause of all troubles in Pakistan.Corrupt bureaucrats  are actually the instrument of corruption that corrupt Pakistani politicians do.These government officials are those who not only play a key role in making state policies but are also vital in execution of those policies.Politicians cannot do corruption without support and involvement of evil bureaucrats.

Most of the high ranking bureaucrats are fond of three W's i.e. woman,wealth and wine acquired through unfair means to satiate their lust.Their motto seems to abuse power to pile up wealth and make money by unfair means.They don't  seem to believe in any moral values and ethics because unlike politicians they are not answerable to the people and media whom politicians have to face to come into power through elections.

Pah Jee Allah Se Mango!

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Performance of Zardari's Govt during five years (2008-2013) as per PPP Jiyalas (Zealots)

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Paindo Mehboob Ka Izhar-e-Muhabbat

Railway Engine Eating Monster

Ghulam Ahmad Bilour is Minister for Pakistan Railways.Before his taking charge of Pakistan Railways,this department was not only performing quite well but also it was prospering.But soon after his taking charge of Minsitry of Railways Pakistan,this department started declining very rapidly.

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Some Jokes on Meera TV and Film Actress of Pakistan

Height of False Propaganda against Dr. Tahir Ul Qadri

I am not a supporter of Dr. Tahir Ul Qadri,but I was really surprised to see how his opponents used photo-editing software to defame him.Here is a Photoshopped image of Dr. Tahir Ul Qadri in which his opponents have tried to portray him a Muslim Cleric who is loyal to the Pope of Christians.

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Some Jokes on Pakistni Police

Pakistani Police is famous for its callousness,dishonesty,corruption and rudeness.Here are some jokes on Pakistani Police:

Professional and Academic Profile of the President of Young Doctors Association (YDA) Pakistan

These days,young doctors of Punjab are frequently on strike due to one reason or the other.Here is the brief description of professional profile of the President of Young Doctors Association (YDA) Pakistan:

Aaj Humein Khaney Mein Bakray ka Gosht Khanay Ko Milay Ga

Aik mazdoor shaam ko ghar aata hai to ussay sath walay ghar say ajeb si awazein sunai deti hain to woh apni biwi say khush ho ker kehta hai : begum lagta aaj humein raat ke khanein meni bakray ka gosht khaney ko milay ga.

Height of Blackmailing !

A beggar was sitting on the footpath with a placard held in his hand.The placard read :

Good News for Pakistan - Freelancer has come to Pakistan

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A Joke on Laptop Scheme of CM Punjab Shehbaz Sharif

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