Mulla Ki Labda Phirray ;-)

100 Unit Bijli Muft ;-) - ANP

International Fakeer

Kashti Mein Kaun Bachey Ga

Agar aik kashti main Asif Ali Zardari, Nawaz Sharif,Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, Yousaf Raza Gilani aur Altaf Hussain baithay hon aur wo kashti doob jaey To kon bachay ga?

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Nahi Pata?

Pakistan  ;-)

Note Tau Not Hai,Asli ho Ya Naqli

Aik din Nawab Asalm Raisani 5000 rupee ka jaali note le ker bank mein apnay account mein jama karwaney gaey,tau bank ka cashier bola :Nawab Sahab,Ye note to jali hai,ye note aap ke account mein jama nahi ho sakta

Nawab Raisani : Note to Note Hota hai,asli ho ya naqli,is sey kya farak parta hai?

Cashier : Nawab Sahab Bank Jali Note Nahi accept kerta

Nawab Raisani Gussay Se : Tumhein Kya Takleef hai? Acount Mera Hai Ya Tumhara?Tum Note Meray Account Mein Jama Karo :-/

Mein Tujhe Woh Doun Gi ;-)

Maulana Diesel Requested USA To Make Him Prime Minister of Pakistan - Wikileaks

Nawaz Sharif Choorun ;-)

Some Funny And Interesting Sign Boards Of Different Shops in Pakistan

Here are some interesting and Funny Sign Boards of different shops in Pakistan:

Dil Tau Bacha Hai

This Is What Pakistani Police Actually Deserve !!!

This is what Pakistani Police Actually Deserve

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering 

Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Game Khelnein Se Motapa Kam Hota Hai ;-)

Motaapay Ka Ilaaj

A New Candidate for the Post of Pakistan Federal Interior Minister

Karachi Ke Halaat ;-]

Hah Hah Mein Mazzaq Ker Raha Tha ;-)

A Greedy Dog ;-)

Once there was a bhoonka kutta.
He was very bhoka.
He was phiring idher udher.
He looked the shop of chacha Boota Qassai.
He took one boti from there and bhaging speedo speedi.
When he guzra from naalay walay pul se
He saw one more kutta in pani .
He became very kutta and angry.
His soch was very kuttyan waali.
He tried to chheen the boti from dusra kutta by opening his bachhaan and barking,laikin he lost apni bhi boti...

Thus uss greedy Kuttay ke saath Very Kuttyan wali hui
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Moral of Story:

Improve your English :-D

Tau Phir Kya Mein Inkaar Samjhoun?

Aik kali siyah rangat walay Ladkay nein aik ladki ko propose kya,jo bohat khoob soorat thi,tau is baat per us ldaki aur us ladki key bhayon nein us ladkay ko khoob mara;us per chapal,jootay aur danday barsaey;ghasseet ker aur patakh patkh ker khoob maara;maar maar ker us ladkay ka bura haal ker diya.

Khoob mar kha ker woh ladka udha aur kapray jhaar ker bola : Tau phir mein inkaar samjhoun kya?

Sochi Vi Na