Nonsense Behavior of Majority of the Shopkeepers in Rawalpindi and Islamabad

The majority of the shopkeepers in Islamabad and Rawalpindi sometimes show a very nonsense behavior.If you ever happen to go to any shop in Islamabad and Rawalpindi and you are looking for buying something that the shopkeeper either does not has in his stock or on display in his shop,there is a great possibility that he would react towards you in a very strange way to make you realize that either you are some alien or you are a rustic and illiterate person who has come to the city for the first time from some remote rural area of Pakistan where there does not exist any civilization.He would try to convince you that you should buy what he has in his shop instead. 

Miss Kya somalia mein Bhi Bhutto Zinda Ho Gaya Hai?

A school teacher,while telling her students about Somalia,said : Somalia is such a country where there is no gas,no electricity,no clean water,no roads,no hospitals and no schools.Somalia has no peace;it is ruled over by,dacoits, terrorists and pirates.  

Hearing this a child raises his hand asks the teacher : Miss kya Somalia mein bhi Bhutto Zinda ho gaya hai!! 

(Jeay Bhutto! Corruption Khappay!!)

Allama Shabbir Usmani's Views on Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jninnah

Those who point finger at Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah,must keep in mind the views of Allama Shabbir Usmani on Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah.When Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah breathed his last many religious scholar were against him.Those religious scholar used to believe that Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah was a secular man.

Are We Pakistanis Really a Nation?

Pakistan is a country which was created in the name of Islam for which countless men,women and children sacrificed their lives.After Partition of United India, which was under British rule, millions of Muslims migrated from now what is called India to the territory now what is called Pakistan so that they could lead their lives independently in accordance with the teachings of Islam.This migration is regarded as one of biggest migrations in the history of mankind.

The Muslims of subcontinent of India had firm belief in their leader Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah,who worked day in and day out for creation of a separate homeland for them.The unity of Muslims of subcontinent of India for their freedom struggle that they had shown under the leadership of Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah is really unprecedented.

How Do You Treat Your Criminals?

Once a Pakistani and an American were chatting in an online chat room.

American says : Our society is so civilized that even we treat our criminals very well. Our jails are air conditioned and the prisoners enjoy a lot of facilities that you cannot  even imagine.

Reading this Pakistani laughs and replies : You cannot even imagine how much we excel in this matter and how well we treat our criminals in Pakistan.We treat our criminals so well that we make them president,prime minsitor and parliamentarians in our country.The bigger the crime of a person the higher is the post offered to that person in Pakistan ;-)

(Jeay Bhutto! Corruption Khappay!)

How Do You Enjoy Your Weekend?

Once a Pakistani,a Britisher and an American were chatting in an online chat room.

The American says : Guys how do you spend your weekends?We Americans usually enjoy our weekends either in Parks or on beaches.

Britisher replies :We like to enjoy our weekends going to concerts or clubs

Pakistani says :  We spend our weekends either waiting in queues at CNG filling stations or we go out to find some electrician to get our UPSs repaired.

(Jeay Butto;Corruption Khappay !)

Some Reality Jokes Portraying prevailing circumstances in Pakistan