Mulla Ki Labda Phirray ;-)

100 Unit Bijli Muft ;-) - ANP

International Fakeer

Kashti Mein Kaun Bachey Ga

Agar aik kashti main Asif Ali Zardari, Nawaz Sharif,Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, Yousaf Raza Gilani aur Altaf Hussain baithay hon aur wo kashti doob jaey To kon bachay ga?

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Nahi Pata?

Pakistan  ;-)

Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,Jalta Rahey Karachi

Throughout five year rule of its government PPP seem to have been least concerned about the lives of the people who have lost their lives to target killings and terrorism sponsored by political parties which have been part of government.The only thing PPP seem to have been concerned about is to prolong its rule either by hook or by crook even at the cost of lives of innocent people.Perhaps this is what PPP calls politics of reconciliation.

Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,

Jalta Rahey Karachi

Note Tau Not Hai,Asli ho Ya Naqli

Aik din Nawab Asalm Raisani 5000 rupee ka jaali note le ker bank mein apnay account mein jama karwaney gaey,tau bank ka cashier bola :Nawab Sahab,Ye note to jali hai,ye note aap ke account mein jama nahi ho sakta

Nawab Raisani : Note to Note Hota hai,asli ho ya naqli,is sey kya farak parta hai?

Cashier : Nawab Sahab Bank Jali Note Nahi accept kerta

Nawab Raisani Gussay Se : Tumhein Kya Takleef hai? Acount Mera Hai Ya Tumhara?Tum Note Meray Account Mein Jama Karo :-/

Mein Tujhe Woh Doun Gi ;-)