A school teacher,while telling her students about Somalia,said : Somalia is such a country where there is no gas,no electricity,no clean water,no roads,no hospitals and no schools.Somalia has no peace;it is ruled over by,dacoits, terrorists and pirates.
Hearing this a child raises his hand asks the teacher : Miss kya Somalia mein bhi Bhutto Zinda ho gaya hai!!
(Jeay Bhutto! Corruption Khappay!!)