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Sunday, April 28, 2013

International Fakeer


Kashti Mein Kaun Bachey Ga

Agar aik kashti main Asif Ali Zardari, Nawaz Sharif,Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, Yousaf Raza Gilani aur Altaf Hussain baithay hon aur wo kashti doob jaey To kon bachay ga?
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Nahi Pata?
Pakistan  ;-)

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,Jalta Rahey Karachi

Throughout five year rule of its government PPP seem to have been least concerned about the lives of the people who have lost their lives to target killings and terrorism sponsored by political parties which have been part of government.The only thing PPP seem to have been concerned about is to prolong its rule either by hook or by crook even at the cost of lives of innocent people.Perhaps this is what PPP calls politics of reconciliation.
Ittehad Zindabad,Jeay Bhutto,
Jalta Rahey Karachi

Friday, April 26, 2013

Note Tau Not Hai,Asli ho Ya Naqli

Aik din Nawab Asalm Raisani 5000 rupee ka jaali note le ker bank mein apnay account mein jama karwaney gaey,tau bank ka cashier bola :Nawab Sahab,Ye note to jali hai,ye note aap ke account mein jama nahi ho sakta
Nawab Raisani : Note to Note Hota hai,asli ho ya naqli,is sey kya farak parta hai?
Cashier : Nawab Sahab Bank Jali Note Nahi accept kerta
Nawab Raisani Gussay Se : Tumhein Kya Takleef hai? Acount Mera Hai Ya Tumhara?Tum Note Meray Account Mein Jama Karo :-/

Mein Tujhe Woh Doun Gi ;-)


Monday, April 15, 2013

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

This Is What Pakistani Police Actually Deserve !!!

This is what Pakistani Police Actually Deserve

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Chairman Of Pakistan WAPDA Pondering 
Over Issue of Load-Shedding ;-)

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Greedy Dog ;-)

Once there was a bhoonka kutta.
He was very bhoka.
He was phiring idher udher.
He looked the shop of chacha Boota Qassai.
He took one boti from there and bhaging speedo speedi.
When he guzra from naalay walay pul se
He saw one more kutta in pani .
He became very kutta and angry.
His soch was very kuttyan waali.
He tried to chheen the boti from dusra kutta by opening his bachhaan and barking,laikin he lost apni bhi boti...
Thus uss greedy Kuttay ke saath Very Kuttyan wali hui
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Moral of Story:

Improve your English :-D

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Tau Phir Kya Mein Inkaar Samjhoun?

Aik kali siyah rangat walay Ladkay nein aik ladki ko propose kya,jo bohat khoob soorat thi,tau is baat per us ldaki aur us ladki key bhayon nein us ladkay ko khoob mara;us per chapal,jootay aur danday barsaey;ghasseet ker aur patakh patkh ker khoob maara;maar maar ker us ladkay ka bura haal ker diya.
Khoob mar kha ker woh ladka udha aur kapray jhaar ker bola : Tau phir mein inkaar samjhoun kya?

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