Once a Pakistani and an American were chatting in an online chat room.
American says : Our society is so civilized that even we treat our criminals very well. Our jails are air conditioned and the prisoners enjoy a lot of facilities that you cannot even imagine.
Reading this Pakistani laughs and replies : You cannot even imagine how much we excel in this matter and how well we treat our criminals in Pakistan.We treat our criminals so well that we make them president,prime minsitor and parliamentarians in our country.The bigger the crime of a person the higher is the post offered to that person in Pakistan ;-)
(Jeay Bhutto! Corruption Khappay!)